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Dumb cat memes
Knicks 4, Spurs 1
Fake Basketball
Game of the Year 2025
100 days as the Mario Paint Music Guy
It turns out you can go home again
40 years a musician
Switch 1 Top 5 Lists!
The best music in Persona 5 Royal
The best music in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
My favorite RPGs
Two debuts in the city
Spending sabbatical in high school
An analysis of 54 Super Bowls
The best NFL-related music
Another Super Bowl rematch
The threepeat-pursuing Chiefs have broken my NFL model
One Year, Four Balatros
Game of the Year 2024
The best music in Donkey Kong Country
Tecmo Super NBA Basketball: a mini-tribute
At least this time we know
The men's tennis GOAT chase is over
Finding Home II
Justice
Reclaiming my Literacy: 2024 Reading List Check-in
The most exciting events I've witnessed from my apartment, ranked
Fixing the Super Bowl, one stupid idea at a time
So this is me
"The Bluth Family": An Encanto-Arrested Development Crossover
Game of the Year 2023
Useless analysis from uselessanalysis.com
14 songs for 41 years
My top 10 Mario games
My top 10 Zelda games
Creating content with ChatGPT
January 25
Re-quitting the NFL
Game of the Year 2022
Four decades, four Ronjans
Walking
The 8-Bit Big Band: My Top Eight Tracks
Thank you, Nielsen
OVERDOING IT: the return of live sports
Game of the Year 2021
Top 5 Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Episodes
One year, many thoughts
Game of the Year 2020
Ranking the burns in the Grinch song
Can't sleep
One week in November 2016
Three and a half months in quarantine
How We Met: An Origin Story
NBA 2K quaransimulation
Six is a ten
Game of the Year, Game of the Decade
Top 10 Frozen Songs
Hamilton
Frisketball
My first baseball game
Thanks, Spurs, Thanks ... Take 2
Finding Home
Countdown: Mario Kart 8's Soundtrack
Great Video Game Levels #2: Celeste
When we are at our best, we serve as the voice of the people
One last check-in on the Warriors
Let's check in on the Golden State Warriors
Countdown: The Best Disney Movie Songs
Stupid, Stupid Idea: A Smash Bros. Spectacular!
GotY Follow Up #2: Ranking Zelda
New Year's Resolution: Be a Better Listener
GotY Follow-up: Tiering the Mario Platformers
Countdown: The Best Burns in the Grinch Song
Nintendo's Odyssey: Breath of Fresh Air
A Powerful Reminder
Useless Conversations: Quitting the NFL
Game of the year: 2016 edition
Uncharted 4: A Conflicting End
Stupid, Stupid Idea: A Street Fighter Sequel
Super Bowl 50: The One I'll Miss
Stupid, Stupid Idea: Who's the Best Street Fighter?
The Spurs and Warriors are both making history
Great Video Game Levels: Rayman Legends
How the Spurs and Warriors win: follow-up
Which NFL Teams Should Move, and Where?
Concussion: A Useless Movie Review
Star Wars VII: A Useless Movie Review
Let's talk game of the year(s)!
Do the Warriors win like the 96-97 Bulls?
Marginal mayhem! A Warriors follow-up
How high can the Warriors fly?
Hamilton is the best addition to American pop culture since The Wire
Sports fans by age: a quick look
Thanks, Spurs, Thanks
Useless ______ Analysis!
Sling TV Review: The Perfect Product for a Different Me
How many games will the Knicks win this year?
Are NBA Superstars Paid Enough? Take #1
America is the NFL
Mobile Platform Market Share Over Time
Off Topic Tuesday: Androgynous Baby Names
Off Topic Tuesday Countdown: Favorite Simpsons Episodes
Off Topic Tuesday: Valiant Hearts
Off Topic Tuesday: Game of the Generation
A look at recent championship rematches
The emo hedge
Off Topic Tuesday: Child of Light
Yes, the East really is that bad
Stupid, Stupid Idea: ditching the owner model
Off-Topic Tuesday: how much is your penny candy?
Box Score Monday: a trio of game-tying triples
An Opening Day dilemma
Russia gold medal - postmortem
Post-mortem to a fantasy football career
How many gold medals will Russia win in the 2014 Winter Olympics?
Stupid, Stupid Idea: 32-team NFL playoff bracket
X's, O's, and Triangles: Dream Team vs. Jordan
X's, O's, and Triangles: Small-Stars vs. Tall-Stars
Introducing: the AWESOME NBA power rankings
Tecmo Super NBA Basketball: a mini-tribute
Insufferable Proclamation Monday: So long, NFL!
Showdown #2: Chris and RJ take on the NHL
NFL Power Rankings: introducing OLANDIS
Showdown: Team LeBron vs. Team Durant
Box Score Monday - Champ saves the Day(ne)!
Box Score Monday: the folly of NCAA rankings
Countdown: RJ's favorite NFL video games
Box Score Monday: a Madden 93 classic
The Madden Curse from a different angle
Countdown: RJ's favorite NFL Films music
Competitive Balance in (the?) MLB
Showdown: LeBron and Durant fantasy draft
Home field advantage and the NFL
Box Score Monday: Revenge Against the Titans
Playing to the level of the competition, follow-up
From the vault: RJ MIDI arrangements of old NFL themes
Playing to the level of the competition
Dear fantasy football: you're doing it wrong!
Box Score Monday: a game between two 5-7 teams that changed a season
The nerdiest story every told
Box Score Monday: RJ's first baseball game
Countdown: The Simpsons and Sports!
Box Score Monday: Texans @ Steelers, 12/8/2002
I think the 2013 Spurs are my favorite sports team ever
NBA Finals: does 2-3-2 format have an impact?
NBA Finals matchups: "easy" vs. "tough" series in previous round
NBA Conference Finals: game by game series stats
Competitive Balance in the NBA
Russell Westbrook :(
Great title defenses: NFL edition
It's been a long time ....
Competitive Balance in the NFL
Simpsons Quality Over Time